Lost in Suburbia: Cementing my relationship with the handyman

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised that after 11 years in our house, there were a number of things that had started to crack, peel and crumble. Certainly, after 11 years, there were a number of things on ME that had started to crack, peel and crumble, so why should my house be any different? The good news was, with the house we could paint, patch and replace. Too bad the same could not be said for me.